For some reason I just did a Google image search for my name and came up with THIS guy. Gahhhhhh! What about that HAIR yo? Dude looks like Ralph Macchio on Rogaine.

And then there's this guy. Looks kinda like the dude from Office Space, no?

Let's tone that smile down a bit, guy. And the scarf.

Looks like most everyone named Chris Heller is a spaz. Good thing I'm an exception to that rule. *cough*

And then there's this guy. Looks kinda like the dude from Office Space, no?

Let's tone that smile down a bit, guy. And the scarf.
Looks like most everyone named Chris Heller is a spaz. Good thing I'm an exception to that rule. *cough*