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The fucking Olsen twins creep me out. Look at this ad. And this doesn't even show their bared midriffs like the full ad does. They're just freakish. And the one is wearing a fucking Velvet Underground shirt! How wrong is that?!? The only people creepier than the Olsen twins are the weirdos who've had raging hard-ons for them for years and are waiting so eagerly for the instant they turn 18. For what?? Like any of those guys are gonna get anywhere near that sweet, young flesh. Er, I mean, creepy, young flesh.

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Corn is weird. Don't get me wrong, I love some goddamn corn, but it's fuggin' weird. Imagine when the first white dudes got over here and saw that. They had to have thought, what the fuck is THAT shit?!?

Maybe corn doesn't seem all that weird to you. But it does to me. Remember, Dear Readers, I've had disturbing dreams about corn that haunt me to this day.