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[wickedflea]

The fucking Olsen twins creep me out. Look at this ad. And this doesn't even show their bared midriffs like the full ad does. They're just freakish. And the one is wearing a fucking Velvet Underground shirt! How wrong is that?!? The only people creepier than the Olsen twins are the weirdos who've had raging hard-ons for them for years and are waiting so eagerly for the instant they turn 18. For what?? Like any of those guys are gonna get anywhere near that sweet, young flesh. Er, I mean, creepy, young flesh.

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[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

uhm...er...why do they have white stuff on their upper lips?
hahahhaha! i'm sure it's a 'got milk' commercial...but i so wish it wasn't.
fucking nasty!
they creep me out too.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I knowwwwww! Someone should report those milk bastards to the proper authorities. That ain't right.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

no, it's definitely not right!
these twins were the ugliest damn children too.
they used to frighten me...well, ok, they still frighten me.

[mellancholie.livejournal.com]

they did look like little aliens when they were young. thier eyes were too big.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

yes! they had huge Gremlin-sque eyes! and major bags under their eyes too! i wouldn't be surprised to hear that they had lots of plastic surgery done...you never know. They could mostly synthetic at this point.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

not enough people imagine those fucking shitheads when they were a year old on full house puking. they're not hot.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Exactly! That's the only way I CAN imagine them--crawling around drooling spit all over the crib. YUCK. People are fucked.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

THEY WERE ON FULL HOUSE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[fosphorescent.livejournal.com]

Haha! ANd they were ugly babies!

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Dude. I'm so old that that's the only way I can remember them. They squick me utterly.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Notice the "all grown up" there, in the middle. Who are they aiming these MILK ads at, middle aged male perverts? C'mon, the Lolita thing is pretty yesterday, particularly considering all the bruhaha over child porn and molestation, isn't it?

I can just see some old perv jerking off to this picture, which looks like the teaser pics that come (haha, I said come) in my email for pROn sites.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Ugh ugh ugh, a thousand times UGH.

[faerie.livejournal.com]

at least it's not a cucumber on her shirt. oh sweet buddha. help us all.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

you know you lust after their pubescent pussy buttar

[faerie.livejournal.com]

who wouldn't? well as long as you can get past the fact that they are scary in general and looked like monkeys for most of their lives. but the past is the past. i was once a little glasses-wearing butterball with acne and a bad perm and it doesn't inhibit me now! and i am far scarier than the olsen twins.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Here's the creepiest thing of all: they're not identical twins. Swear to God. They're not.

Sign of the apocalypse? Yessir. Saddle up them ponies.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

GACK! I've known people who WERE identical twins who looked less alike than that! Skeeeeery.

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

Methinks someone protests too much ;)
They look like Monchichis.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know you ain't talkin' about me. I think YOU covet their sex! Yes, YOU!