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I'm on such a huge Candlemass kick lately. Where did that come from? I haven't listened to them much in almost 15 years, and all of a sudden, bam, there I am rockin' the Tales of Creation. Last week I even ordered a live DVD from half.com. Ain't nothing like watching Messiah Marcolin rockin' the funky beats and hittin' the operatic high notes in a monk's habit. I like the doom metal. You kids like the doom metal?

Did y'all ever listen to any of my prank phone calls? I think my favorite is the one where I call MSU basketball coach Richard Williams's radio call-in show and harassed him and Jack Cristil, the guy who's been the voice of MSU sports for over 50 years. It's funny as freakin' hell.

( Here's a transcript for those who can't make out my nutty voice. )

That makes me laugh to this day. I really was flipping out--I was like, how many different ways can I fucking put it?

I also dig the one at Taco Bell. And the Trent Lott one. And Tom Snyder. I should try that again sometime...