I remember when I had my first beer.

( ok, ok, cut for the squeamish among you. who knew some people don't LIKE vomit?!? )

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Dudes. I just totally fucking killed Julia Child. Earlier in the morning I posted this regrettable comment. And you know, I kind of didn't know whether to say "is" or "was," cuz I wasn't sure if she was still alive. Finally I figured yeah, I'm pretty sure she's still alive. WRONG. WRONG.

I'm just going to stop saying anything.