I remember when I had my first beer.

[wickedflea]

I was behind this guy for several blocks this morning and he was ralphing the whole way.

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[thefirstman.livejournal.com]

Whalley is the home of random strangeness.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Especially that stretch right along in there.

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Last Picture: "You're on candid Flea camera. How's it feel to be busted, Ralph?"

*blark*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

It was so great--he looked right at me and couldn't even get it together to tell me to fuck off. He had other business to take care of.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

EW!!!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You know that's hot.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

oh jesus christ in a handbag...you just HAD to take this guy's picture.
what a dick! hahahaha!
the person could have been just really, really ill you know.
; )

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You have to understand--I LIVE for this kind of shit! Besides, I'm sure all kinds of people took my picture back in the day when I was embarrassing myself like this.

And NO WAY he was just ill! His comprades were laughing their monkey asses off at him, and in fact he was kind of smiling from time to time. No no, this was definitely binge-induced.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

hahahahha
well, if they were laughing...


damn. i guess they pulled an all nighter.
they were lucky not to be pulled over! or that a car didn't zip by and zip his head and the car door off. lol.

[mylastsigh.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

but in the morning???

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! When I got shitfaced, I would always puke the same night (if I puked)--but now that I think of it, I had a friend who would be fine at night but then have the worst retching fits the next morning. Very strange.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

You'd think they would've pulled over and found a bathroom. Hee.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! It was a brand-new car, and he was spewing green bile all over it. But they just kept moving. Probably mom and dad's car.

[jennifer06820.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA

best pictures ever

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thank ya thank ya. :)

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

I must speak up for all the emetophobics out there.

lj-cutplzkthxbye

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

No way, mang! The vomit will remain uncensored. I really wish I'd been able to get a picture of him right when I first saw him, because he was really letting it fly. He had the door still closed and his body stuck halfway out the window as this pale green liquid spumed out of him. But I was frozen for a minute or so; it was like I was mesmerized by the majesty of his vomit. Thank God for the sake of Art and Culture that I was able to gather my senses and capture something of the sacred event.