I caught you a delicious bass

I'm going to have to ask Grandmother for a cornbread training session if I ever get it together to make a trip home. I've never tried to make it before. But I got a craving tonight, so I tried some of this shit. It's filth. I saw the "honey sweet" claim on the package, but I thought it certainly couldn't be THAT sweet. RONG. RONG. It's like shortcake or something. You could put strawberries and whipped cream over it and have a pretty good dessert. But it ain't cornbread. Cornbread should not be sweet. And I don't even think this crap has cornmeal in it! And it called for milk instead of buttermilk! Hell, even I know better than that.

I might even try some on my own tomorrow. I can't do any worse. My grandmother would be ashamed if she knew I was using store-bought cornbread mix anyway.

Saw Napoleon Dynamite today. I dig.