Your mom goes to college!

ACK CILANTRO IN MY SALAD WHY MUST PEOPLE ABUSE FRESH TOMATOES WITH THAT FOUL HERB IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DECENT FRESH SALSA THESE DAYS WITHOUT MAKING IT YOURSELF TELL ME WHY

Do lots of woman actually wear their purses? Like, you know, put the strap across their bodies? I just saw someone who was wearing it that way, and it looked very strange to me.

My boss and her 90-year-old aunt met Debbie Harry at a wedding this weekend.

I dunno what happened, but for some reason I showed up to work today wearing a tie. I swear, you start drinking first thing in the morning and all kinds of crazy shit happens. (Jokes. Comedy jokes. Probably has more to do with the fact that I'm not drinking.)

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I think I'll shock my co-workers even more tomorrow and wear a dress. Or my Jesus Lizard shirt. Toss-up, really.

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What did I do this evening? Well, I drove to a kitchen place in Madison where I knew I could get a pre-seasoned cast-iron skillet. And I went to Stop & Shop and got some buttermilk and cornmeal. And I came home and made me some goddamn cornbread.

And it was good.

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I'm watching May. This is one fucked-up movie. But it does give me a new pick-up line to use: "Hey, wanna go get some Jujubes with me?" And once you get back to her apartment, you take off your shirt and say, "Do you have any ice cubes I can rub on my nipples?"

Oh man. I think this movie just got even weirder.