Your mom goes to college!

[wickedflea]

ACK CILANTRO IN MY SALAD WHY MUST PEOPLE ABUSE FRESH TOMATOES WITH THAT FOUL HERB IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DECENT FRESH SALSA THESE DAYS WITHOUT MAKING IT YOURSELF TELL ME WHY

Do lots of woman actually wear their purses? Like, you know, put the strap across their bodies? I just saw someone who was wearing it that way, and it looked very strange to me.

My boss and her 90-year-old aunt met Debbie Harry at a wedding this weekend.

I dunno what happened, but for some reason I showed up to work today wearing a tie. I swear, you start drinking first thing in the morning and all kinds of crazy shit happens. (Jokes. Comedy jokes. Probably has more to do with the fact that I'm not drinking.)






I think I'll shock my co-workers even more tomorrow and wear a dress. Or my Jesus Lizard shirt. Toss-up, really.

Comments

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

woah! nice tie.

and honestly...i'm so not girlie that I don't even own a purse. well, i think i have a few fancy handbags...but even that makes me feel gay. lol.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Purses are gay! Even the name. "Where's my PURRRRRRRRSE?" Purr=cat=pussy. Them's the rules.

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

hahaha! i had no idea that was the rule. it makes total sense!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's cuz I made 'em up. :P

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

well, i like your rules.
:D

[madetoshine.livejournal.com]

That lady you saw earlier better watch out. (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/robbery/purse.htm) Haha.

Yeah, I guess wearing a purse across the body is a kinda normal thing, you see it with people who have messenger bags and stuff, but I'm personally not a fan of the super-long strap purse. I like a little purse I can wear under my arm.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Sometimes when I was in NYC I'd wear a soft briefcase with the strap across my body if I was walking a long way. But I felt kinda weird about it. And I coulda gotten choked to death!

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

Dude...tell me that's a joke. How the hell strong is the average purse-snatcher to be able to sever someone's neck and drag them half a block?? Yikes!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Or you could wear a Jesus Lizard tie, if there is such a thing.

I think the purse-wearing incident is more of an old school thang.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

The Jesus Lizard needs to come out with a whole line of formalwear.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

A Jesus Lizard T-Shirt dress. Belt it up and you're good to go.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That would be some serious hotness. I dunno if this office can handle it.

[m-fallenangel.livejournal.com]

Dare to dream, man.

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

Forget the dress---just wear your underwear on top of your pants. Walk around very non-plussed and unfazed as if nothing is amiss.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Hey! I was just thinking about you the other day. How have you been?

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

I've been wearing my underwear outside of my pants and walking around Baltimore muttering to myself. I've never been more popular!!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're working for the government. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Damn, that just might work! I might even get a government check out of this whole deal!

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

The other day I was at Target and I saw a black cap that said "College". I was tempted to buy it, except I'm not really a hat-wearing kind of guy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha, that's awesome! No particular college--just the IDEA of college. Deep.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

They probably got the idea from John Belushi in Animal House. :D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, duh, of course. :) Would you believe I've never seen that movie? Not all the way through, anyway.

[scottcrawford.livejournal.com]

You need to make a mini-skirt out of a Jesus Lizard shirt. My friend Beverly made one out of a Slayer t-shirt, and it's like the hottest fucking thing ever. No idea if you've got the legs for it, but fuck it, give it a shot. :D

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think I can probably pull it off. If my legs aren't quite as hot as they could be, certainly I can make up for it with my grace and pizazz.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

I vote for a rep tie over a Jesus Lizard t-shirt worn as a dress.

With your underwear over it.

Cross your legs delicately and answer the phone with a purse under your arm.

And cripes, cilantro is deeelish. You're out of your mind, eastern boy.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAWT. I can totally do this.

Cilantro is evil!!!!!!!!! There are very few herbs and such that I don't like, but it's just nasty. It overwhelms everything! I tried when it first started being widely used, but I just can't get with it.

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

r u tha kind of a model or something?
u lookn like a model.
Tanks for showin yu face and mi sure de Yale ooman luv ta see ya cumin!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, now yer just blowin' smoke up my ass. :P

[bellastrega.livejournal.com]

Me come yah fi drink milk, me no come yah fi count cow !

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

What'd you call me?!?

[motherevol.livejournal.com]

::pouts::

I miss my Jesus Lizard t-shirt.

It was a gift from an ex boyfriend and the next boyfriend after him wore it to work and I never saw it again.

My t-shirt's really knew how to work the neighborhood. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

You should track down homie and sue his nuts off for your loss.

Did you ever see mine?

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

Very sharp!

Your office looks so homey. I love it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Yeah, it's a cool room. If we can ever get that orange carpet replaced, it's gonna be aces. :)

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

cilantro should be outlawed. that gene that makes it taste bad to people should be enough. it's so fucking painful. it's like a chemical bomb going off in your damn mouth.

that is a shirt tie nice match. i hope you had brown shoes (and belt!) and khaki pants to match.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yep, that was the outfit. I'm so white-bread.

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

That's a realy nice photo of you, and I love that shirt. The tie goes with it well, but I'm diggin the shirt.

I'd eat cilantro in just about anything.

I wore my purse like that when I was young, and didn't have such bazooms. Now it just looks...wrong.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I've had that shirt for three years, and I think this is the first time I've worn it!

I think bazoomage was part of the problem this lady was having. It just cut her right down the middle, yo.

[enfuego.livejournal.com]

Well you should wear it more often. It has the Katie Stamp of Approval.

Yea, that just looks a bit tardly, no one needs that much cleavage.