Your mom goes to college!

[wickedflea]

ACK CILANTRO IN MY SALAD WHY MUST PEOPLE ABUSE FRESH TOMATOES WITH THAT FOUL HERB IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DECENT FRESH SALSA THESE DAYS WITHOUT MAKING IT YOURSELF TELL ME WHY

Do lots of woman actually wear their purses? Like, you know, put the strap across their bodies? I just saw someone who was wearing it that way, and it looked very strange to me.

My boss and her 90-year-old aunt met Debbie Harry at a wedding this weekend.

I dunno what happened, but for some reason I showed up to work today wearing a tie. I swear, you start drinking first thing in the morning and all kinds of crazy shit happens. (Jokes. Comedy jokes. Probably has more to do with the fact that I'm not drinking.)






I think I'll shock my co-workers even more tomorrow and wear a dress. Or my Jesus Lizard shirt. Toss-up, really.

Comments

[madetoshine.livejournal.com]

That lady you saw earlier better watch out. (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/robbery/purse.htm) Haha.

Yeah, I guess wearing a purse across the body is a kinda normal thing, you see it with people who have messenger bags and stuff, but I'm personally not a fan of the super-long strap purse. I like a little purse I can wear under my arm.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Sometimes when I was in NYC I'd wear a soft briefcase with the strap across my body if I was walking a long way. But I felt kinda weird about it. And I coulda gotten choked to death!

[miladyelizabeth.livejournal.com]

Dude...tell me that's a joke. How the hell strong is the average purse-snatcher to be able to sever someone's neck and drag them half a block?? Yikes!