Your mom goes to college!

[wickedflea]

ACK CILANTRO IN MY SALAD WHY MUST PEOPLE ABUSE FRESH TOMATOES WITH THAT FOUL HERB IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DECENT FRESH SALSA THESE DAYS WITHOUT MAKING IT YOURSELF TELL ME WHY

Do lots of woman actually wear their purses? Like, you know, put the strap across their bodies? I just saw someone who was wearing it that way, and it looked very strange to me.

My boss and her 90-year-old aunt met Debbie Harry at a wedding this weekend.

I dunno what happened, but for some reason I showed up to work today wearing a tie. I swear, you start drinking first thing in the morning and all kinds of crazy shit happens. (Jokes. Comedy jokes. Probably has more to do with the fact that I'm not drinking.)






I think I'll shock my co-workers even more tomorrow and wear a dress. Or my Jesus Lizard shirt. Toss-up, really.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're working for the government. ;)