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I knew there was a reason I don't eat at chain cafeterias.

Jesus. I just was midway through a post about how much I hate cafeterias when I realized that I'd probably made that post before. And sure enough, I have. Right down to the Jell-O thing and the phrase "I never know what the fuck any of that shit is."

So yeah, I'm repeating my little anecdotes now. I've turned into my father.

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I will be a cigarette butt before it's all done.

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Name a CD you own that no one else on your friends list does.

I would hope none of you own Damn Yankees' Don't Tread on Me. I wouldn't, but BMG sent it to me by mistake about 15 years ago, and no used-CD stores will buy it. I'll also bet that none of you own Eerie Von and Mike Morance's Uneasy Listening.

Name a book you own that no one else on your friends list does.

My Grandmother's Erotic Folktales by Robert Antoni.

Name a movie you own on DVD/VHS/whatever that no one else on your friends list does.

Mondo Tilton

Name a place that you have visited that no one else on your friends list has.

Rural Retreat, VA. Very close to Hogback Road, Route 666.