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[wickedflea]

I knew there was a reason I don't eat at chain cafeterias.

Jesus. I just was midway through a post about how much I hate cafeterias when I realized that I'd probably made that post before. And sure enough, I have. Right down to the Jell-O thing and the phrase "I never know what the fuck any of that shit is."

So yeah, I'm repeating my little anecdotes now. I've turned into my father.

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[motherevol.livejournal.com]

Now you're using vegetables to hold up your pants.

Whoa brother, you've gone cuckoo.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Anyway, about my washtub. I’d just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball."

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Abraham Simpson! =)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Here's my philosophy: If I don't know what it is, I don't eat it. Otherwise I might be in this scenario:

"Hey, this tastes like chicken and salsa."
"Actually, it's a muffler from a 1932 Rolls Royce in spaghetti sauce. Eat up!"

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! I think they served that dish at my high school.

Reminds me of George Carlin:

You ever see those guys who eat anything? I saw those guys in the army. "What's that? Never mind, gimme a whole lot of it?"

"That's rat's asshole, Don."

"Well, it sure makes a hell of a fondue!"

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

yuck.
next thing yanno they will be serving up Fuckie the Mongoose, innit?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Only Drunk Millie would eat that shit.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You are so funny, Flea. Don't you know that repeating yourself is one of the great characteristics of a tribe storyteller? Foster it, bebbee. Start weaving whoppers for other people's children. Tell them once you ate at a cafeteria and there was a mouse in one of those jello squares, or somebody fried a stink bug in the okra.