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[wickedflea]

I knew there was a reason I don't eat at chain cafeterias.

Jesus. I just was midway through a post about how much I hate cafeterias when I realized that I'd probably made that post before. And sure enough, I have. Right down to the Jell-O thing and the phrase "I never know what the fuck any of that shit is."

So yeah, I'm repeating my little anecdotes now. I've turned into my father.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Here's my philosophy: If I don't know what it is, I don't eat it. Otherwise I might be in this scenario:

"Hey, this tastes like chicken and salsa."
"Actually, it's a muffler from a 1932 Rolls Royce in spaghetti sauce. Eat up!"

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Haha! I think they served that dish at my high school.

Reminds me of George Carlin:

You ever see those guys who eat anything? I saw those guys in the army. "What's that? Never mind, gimme a whole lot of it?"

"That's rat's asshole, Don."

"Well, it sure makes a hell of a fondue!"