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I'm finally remembering to post a conversation I heard at the bus stop the other day:

dude: Yeah, man, I'm gon' go home and drink me some beer and watch this game.

guy: You drink a lotta beer, huh?

dude: Oh yeaaaaah, I love it. I drink at least two or three 40s every night.

guy: Don't that make you go to the bathroom a lot?

dude: Oh yeaaaaah, I be peein' all night! I got bowls all over the house that I pee in.

guy: I like that.

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