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[wickedflea]

I'm finally remembering to post a conversation I heard at the bus stop the other day:

dude: Yeah, man, I'm gon' go home and drink me some beer and watch this game.

guy: You drink a lotta beer, huh?

dude: Oh yeaaaaah, I love it. I drink at least two or three 40s every night.

guy: Don't that make you go to the bathroom a lot?

dude: Oh yeaaaaah, I be peein' all night! I got bowls all over the house that I pee in.

guy: I like that.

Comments

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering where you've been all weekend... I bet you went out shopping for bowls, didn't you?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Naw, I just had to run around emptying them. I forgot to mention that in the above conversation, I was "dude."

;) Jokes, comedy jokes.

[cynical5679.livejournal.com]

bowls, what an excellent idea. I've been using styrofoam cups, this way, more area to aim and better for the environment.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Plus, the cups are too easy to knock over. Bowls generally stay put unless you step on them.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

oh god yes

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I started to ask dude if I could go party with him. That's hardcore.

pssssssssssssssssssssss

[ex-thebellja885.livejournal.com]

Hrmmm, I'm fighting the temptation you know.
do you get it? think hard.
urine for it when I talk to you next.

Re: pssssssssssssssssssssss

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I had TOLE you mang . . . *shakes finger*

[lulu-girl.livejournal.com]

ugh!
that's so nasty.
funny! but nasty...especially if he accidently kicks one over while drunk.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's gotta be one fine-smellin' apartment! GORF.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't think I'll be going over to his place when he has a party. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Guests at his house have to be quite careful what they choose to eat and drink from.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ!

kthxbye.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Well SAID.