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"Ortiz" is Spanish for "Montague."

My car hates me. When I got out and closed the door today, I got a static shock so hard that it knocked the flippin' keys out of my hand.

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I think someone just got hit by a car outside. I heard screeching brakes and some dude yelled out, "WHOA!" Close call, maybe. Oh yeah, and it figures that after my rant about pedestrians the other day, I almost ran over someone this morning. I was turning the corner at Elm and College, and all of a sudden there's this girl sprinting right in front of me. Missed her by *that* much.

Oh yeah, and at lunch I totally crushed a garbage can that was out in the street. I was looking on the side of the road at a pile of stuff, thinking, trying to decide if I really needed a broken foosball table, and wham, I nailed the can. I'm hanging up my car keys.

Music crap nicked from thefirstman over on Myspace:

1. Of all the bands/artists in your cd/record collection, which one do you own the most albums by?

Hrmmm. I have the whole Zeppelin catalogue, so that's probably it. I have hundreds of Gov't Mule live recordings, though.

2. What was the last song you listened to?

Something off Iron Maiden's Seventh Son of a Seventh Son.

3. What's in your CD player right now?

a mix CD my fren had send me

4. What song would you say sums you up?

"Shake Hands with Beef"

5. What's your favorite local band?

Never seen any. Wait, that's not true. pencilgrass was kind of fun, mostly for their funk/jazz/soul cover of Fugazi's "Waiting Room," but I wouldn't actually go out and see them. Hmmmm, and I'm listening to that again, and it's much less amusing than it was when I heard it live.

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