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[wickedflea]

"Ortiz" is Spanish for "Montague."

My car hates me. When I got out and closed the door today, I got a static shock so hard that it knocked the flippin' keys out of my hand.

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[hauntedskipper.livejournal.com]

What the hell is with the static electricity up here?!?!
I get shocked at least 20 times a day... every damned day!
Especially at work.
I'll be using a tape machine and most of the thing is plastic but then the corner of my finger will touch one of the mounting screws for the deck's face-plate and ZAP!
Good thing no one cares about profanity at work because I inadvertanly yell out a "FUCK!" every time it happens.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I know! I got shocked by one of those Lipton rice mix packages a while back. TWICE. Of course, I also got shocked by a jar of mustard in Mississippi, so I'm thinking it might just be me.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could cook dinner without a microwave? ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I can already start lawnmowers just by touching them.

[steprous.livejournal.com]

it's your steel belted radials

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Whoa, really! Or are you yanking my chain?

[steprous.livejournal.com]

very likely. search around the net you'll find something. it's common on hondas.

if you can't find anything let me know.

I think try http://www.cartalk.com

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. Now look who's boasting about his animal magnetism.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Somebody has to! ;)