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Don't get me wrong--I am not complaining that it's spring--but I can smell the pollen in the air, and it's eating my brain. I want to go home and sleeeeeeeeeep. Fucking Mondays.

Outlook won't open, so I can't do much of anything today. Certainly that's a sign that I should go home, no?

Y'all should come over and feed me grapes or somesing.

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I'm going home to douche.

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I have decided that Rats Across the Tundra would be an excellent name for a band.

No band has ever been better than the Stooges. Who's better than the Stooges? Nobody, suckers.

In other douchey news, I have been using the word "douchebag" entirely too much lately. I blame cynical5679.

Oh, how I long for that summer when I had paisley hair.

You can find some wild shit on those LJ image reapers like this one. Like this:

one funny-looking kid, but the shirt owns

just wtf (nsfw)

yikes (even less sfw)

scottcrawford's wife

and then some dude posted this disturbing image and promptly deleted his journal

You also usually find several pictures of honkies making rap signs.

edit: WTF is the deal with http://humandescent.com, anyway? Is this like furryism? Pretty freaky, but the penguin dog does crack me up.

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I think the most horrible feeling on earth is when you are in the company of an old man whose nuts are hanging out the side of his shorts. Does he not notice that his boys are scraping the carpet? Or does he know but not care? I'm always too creeped out to ask.

I honestly have no idea what made me think of that just now.