wickedflea: (they fucking killed him)
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I think the most horrible feeling on earth is when you are in the company of an old man whose nuts are hanging out the side of his shorts. Does he not notice that his boys are scraping the carpet? Or does he know but not care? I'm always too creeped out to ask.

I honestly have no idea what made me think of that just now.

Date: 2005-05-03 03:20 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-05-03 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I'm serious!!! Don't tell me that you've never seen that. I know you got an uncle somewhere who lets it all hang loose.

Date: 2005-05-03 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mipplet.livejournal.com
STOP IT!!!

Date: 2005-05-03 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
IT HAPPENS!!! And I'm not talking about this happening during some sort of seedy rendezvous with a octogenarian. Some old dudes will just be relaxing in a lawn chair, flapping in the breeze just as plain as day.

Or maybe I just hang around aged perverts. :\
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Date: 2005-05-03 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
BRONK. You gotta wonder about people like that. At what point does the "keep my business covered" switch get turned off?

Like a car crash...

Date: 2005-05-03 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rottensick.livejournal.com
This is like when I when to the Conservatory. All the guys in my class wore shorts and this one dude would always sit with one of legs crossed by laying down on the other and you could SEE right up his pant leg. I didn't WANT to have to see that but where they put this guy he was sitting directly across from me so it was COMPLETELY in my view. It did make me wonder, you know. Does this guy have ANY idea we can ALL see his nuts?? Sometimes I wonder if those types of people are doing it on purpose...

Re: Like a car crash...

Date: 2005-05-03 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
That's exactly what I wonder. It seems like you would HAVE to know. My mind isn't on my nuts 24/7, but I would think I would have some notion that they were OUTSIDE MY CLOTHING.

Re: Like a car crash...

Date: 2005-05-03 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rottensick.livejournal.com
Or at least notice a draft coming in the pant leg or something...

Date: 2005-05-03 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
You know you all look like goats from the back when you bend over naked.

This won't be a problem until you get old, though, because your nose, your ears and your sack keep growing even after everything else stops. That is why old guys look like they do. Well, that and the gnome hairs that crop up here and there.

Date: 2005-05-03 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
please do not mention goats at this point in time

Date: 2005-05-03 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dichotomous.livejournal.com
goats goats goats goats

Date: 2005-05-03 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemmons.livejournal.com
Ya think I'd have learned by now not to eat or drink anything while reading one of your posts. Breakfast was looking good until I read old man and nuts...

Date: 2005-05-04 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I hope you weren't having Grape Nuts.

Date: 2005-05-04 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemmons.livejournal.com
You're 3 parts evil aren't you.

:)

Date: 2005-05-04 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
At least! ;)

Date: 2005-05-03 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saying-things.livejournal.com
I think the best thing would be to ask. It might make both of you uncomfortable but it would be ridiculously entertaining for the rest of us.

Date: 2005-05-04 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Hello, total stranger. ;)

Date: 2005-05-04 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saying-things.livejournal.com
Hello. It is nice to meet you for the first time ever.

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