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[wickedflea]

I think the most horrible feeling on earth is when you are in the company of an old man whose nuts are hanging out the side of his shorts. Does he not notice that his boys are scraping the carpet? Or does he know but not care? I'm always too creeped out to ask.

I honestly have no idea what made me think of that just now.

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[mipplet.livejournal.com]

FLEA!!!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I'm serious!!! Don't tell me that you've never seen that. I know you got an uncle somewhere who lets it all hang loose.

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

STOP IT!!!

[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

umm...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

IT HAPPENS!!! And I'm not talking about this happening during some sort of seedy rendezvous with a octogenarian. Some old dudes will just be relaxing in a lawn chair, flapping in the breeze just as plain as day.

Or maybe I just hang around aged perverts. :\

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

BRONK. You gotta wonder about people like that. At what point does the "keep my business covered" switch get turned off?

Like a car crash...

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

This is like when I when to the Conservatory. All the guys in my class wore shorts and this one dude would always sit with one of legs crossed by laying down on the other and you could SEE right up his pant leg. I didn't WANT to have to see that but where they put this guy he was sitting directly across from me so it was COMPLETELY in my view. It did make me wonder, you know. Does this guy have ANY idea we can ALL see his nuts?? Sometimes I wonder if those types of people are doing it on purpose...

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You know you all look like goats from the back when you bend over naked.

This won't be a problem until you get old, though, because your nose, your ears and your sack keep growing even after everything else stops. That is why old guys look like they do. Well, that and the gnome hairs that crop up here and there.

Re: Like a car crash...

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I wonder. It seems like you would HAVE to know. My mind isn't on my nuts 24/7, but I would think I would have some notion that they were OUTSIDE MY CLOTHING.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

please do not mention goats at this point in time

Re: Like a car crash...

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

Or at least notice a draft coming in the pant leg or something...

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

goats goats goats goats

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

Ya think I'd have learned by now not to eat or drink anything while reading one of your posts. Breakfast was looking good until I read old man and nuts...

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

I think the best thing would be to ask. It might make both of you uncomfortable but it would be ridiculously entertaining for the rest of us.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hello, total stranger. ;)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I hope you weren't having Grape Nuts.

[lemmons.livejournal.com]

You're 3 parts evil aren't you.

:)

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

At least! ;)

[saying-things.livejournal.com]

Hello. It is nice to meet you for the first time ever.