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Mary just introduced me to our new summer intern and commented on my "black sense of humor." I didn't know quite what to make of that, so I sliced her open and ate her soul.

I wonder what happened to my Fonzie "AYYYYYYYYYYY!" T-shirt. It's only been about 25 years since I last saw it.

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I tried posting this a minute ago, but it doesn't seem to have gone through. I hope it doesn't post twice and fuxx0r my results. This is hardcore research I'm doing here, folks.

In a colorful discussion this morning elsewhere on LJ (*coughlulu_girlcough*), I declared that my new pornstar name will be Wily Foreskin. However, I'm not sure that I can make that work, as I'm not equipped with one of . . . those, wily or otherwise. But I still think it's a good name. How should I use it?

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