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[wickedflea]

Mary just introduced me to our new summer intern and commented on my "black sense of humor." I didn't know quite what to make of that, so I sliced her open and ate her soul.

I wonder what happened to my Fonzie "AYYYYYYYYYYY!" T-shirt. It's only been about 25 years since I last saw it.

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[lastcallforcorn.livejournal.com]

tasty.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I love a good mid-morning snack. *burp*

[dorkontheloose.livejournal.com]

i had that one......but i also had the horseshack *oooh oooh oohohooohoh mistah kotter * one too........i would like them both back please

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I can't find any of my good clothes! Not my Oscar the Grouch shirt, not my Spider-Man sweatshirt, nothing! But I'll bet that I've still got some Toughskins in the closet. Damn that.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

Find them pants and bend over, stat.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I knew they would come in handy one day.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, she meant black as in "brother". She thinks you're pimpin', bro.

Slap her on the ass and offer her some MD 20/20 and a ride in your Seville.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

This from the same woman who once said that I had a "confederate profile"!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what *that* is supposed to mean... do you look like Robert E. Lee from the side?

You know I'd never use the word "confederate"... it's Rebel, baby.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm not sure either. It was cleanup day at work, and I was wearing a baseball cap, but I don't know if that had anything to do with it. She's kind of a strange bird.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Her, I mean, not you. :)

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

One of my closets has a mirror on the door. I feel like saying, "Ayyyy!" every time I look into it.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's the attitude. :)

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

I was just eating some jello and thought about your post. "I bet a soul would slide down just like this tasty gelatinous substance," was my next thought. And then I made some extra slurping noises to amuse myself.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Excellent! Slurp down them souls, baby.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

After all, university publishing is a MAN'S world.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep trying to tell these bitches!