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Good lord. I was just trying to go to sleep and all of a sudden got tickled at the word "monster." I laid in bed for a good five minutes laffing so hard I almost cried. Monster. Monster. MONNNNSTER. For some reason that's a funny goddamn werd to me. I kept thinking of some cat running into a convenience store while wearing a scary mask or zombie costume and screaming at the clerk, who would cry out, "MONSTER!!!!" I wanna put that in a screenplay--I'd love to see that in a movie.

I'm as cracked-out sober as I am fuct up.

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attn: Katrina

Leave my home state and my favorite city alone, you skank.

thx

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First week of January 1996. Christ, almost ten years ago! That was one shitty year.