I could make up stories about someone who is poorly endowed masturbating or about epileptic invertebrates... but unfortunately the truth is much less interesting.
In the parking lot at work, an earthworm decided there was more to life than a little patch of grass and flowers and struck out on a quest to see the world. Unfortunately it's been in the 90's lately, so his quest lasted all of three inches past the curb. We tried to save him, but alas, our efforts were in vain, the poor little intrepid traveler was already crispy. So we remarked on his sad passing as only sensitive souls could, "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm worm jerky...."
We have switches to run both the vacuum pump and the air compressor. When we relabeled them, I suggested that we label them as "suck" and "blow." For some reason, my suggestion was vetoed.
I have to send out that last batch of card, but I need a good story. I suppose that I'll just have to do something stupid today... like that's a real change from the normal routine.
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Date: 2005-08-30 12:31 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-08-30 01:02 am (UTC)However, except for my psychotic mother and a few other extranea, my personal life is in pretty good shape ;-)
You can talk to me. I promise not to improve your mood unless you really want me to.
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Date: 2005-08-30 01:37 am (UTC)And as long as you stay without hot running water, I can accept your happiness...
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Date: 2005-08-30 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-30 01:31 am (UTC)But yeah, you and he are two of the only funny ones left.
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Date: 2005-08-30 05:26 am (UTC)You know what words came out of my mouth today? "Worm jerky"
If that isn't funny, I don't know what is.
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Date: 2005-08-30 03:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-31 06:34 pm (UTC)In the parking lot at work, an earthworm decided there was more to life than a little patch of grass and flowers and struck out on a quest to see the world. Unfortunately it's been in the 90's lately, so his quest lasted all of three inches past the curb. We tried to save him, but alas, our efforts were in vain, the poor little intrepid traveler was already crispy. So we remarked on his sad passing as only sensitive souls could, "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm worm jerky...."
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Date: 2005-08-30 05:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-31 06:39 pm (UTC)We have switches to run both the vacuum pump and the air compressor. When we relabeled them, I suggested that we label them as "suck" and "blow." For some reason, my suggestion was vetoed.
I have to send out that last batch of card, but I need a good story. I suppose that I'll just have to do something stupid today... like that's a real change from the normal routine.
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Date: 2005-08-30 05:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-30 12:53 am (UTC)I wonder how long it will be until the Quarter is back to normal?
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