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How exactly does one unfreeze car doors? The doors unlock fine, but they won't freakin' open.

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Good lord. That was the craziest end to a football game I've seen in quite a while. Watching Jerome Bettis fumble that ball was like seeing someone die.

Sports are dumb. But go Steelers!

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omfg i got in the back seat and the doors stuck again and now i'm stuck in a parked car

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Gah. I managed to reach over the seats with an umbrella, push the clutch, and start the car. Then I sat there for several minutes banging my shoulder against the back door and cursing this life on earth. Nothing. Finally I gave up and catapulted myself through/over the front seats--which is NO small feat for a big boy like myself in a compact car. I'm sure I looked like I was trying to fellate myself, and I nearly impaled myself on the gearshift.

God hates me.