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[personal profile] wickedflea
Gah. I managed to reach over the seats with an umbrella, push the clutch, and start the car. Then I sat there for several minutes banging my shoulder against the back door and cursing this life on earth. Nothing. Finally I gave up and catapulted myself through/over the front seats--which is NO small feat for a big boy like myself in a compact car. I'm sure I looked like I was trying to fellate myself, and I nearly impaled myself on the gearshift.

God hates me.

Date: 2006-01-15 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alicdeni83.livejournal.com
You're a big boy? Really? I always pictured you as tres petite.

Date: 2006-01-16 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Not as tall as some, but thick.

Date: 2006-01-16 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alicdeni83.livejournal.com
How thick is thick?

Date: 2006-01-15 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dichotomous.livejournal.com
Hey, you got out, didn't you?

Date: 2006-01-16 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Yap, good point! Man, that would have been an embarrassing way to go.

Date: 2006-01-16 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theodicy.livejournal.com
You be makin' it all up like that Frey fella.

Date: 2006-01-16 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
I stand by the etthential truth of my statementh!

Date: 2006-01-16 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sukieseven.livejournal.com
you are fucking hilarious! seriously! i've missed your humour!! i hope you didn't hurt yourself!!!

Date: 2006-01-16 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
I'm glad you got out; I was going to send a rescue party out from MA but I guess they can put their pickaxes and rapelling gear away.

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