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[personal profile] wickedflea
Gah. I managed to reach over the seats with an umbrella, push the clutch, and start the car. Then I sat there for several minutes banging my shoulder against the back door and cursing this life on earth. Nothing. Finally I gave up and catapulted myself through/over the front seats--which is NO small feat for a big boy like myself in a compact car. I'm sure I looked like I was trying to fellate myself, and I nearly impaled myself on the gearshift.

God hates me.

Date: 2006-01-16 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sukieseven.livejournal.com
you are fucking hilarious! seriously! i've missed your humour!! i hope you didn't hurt yourself!!!

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