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[wickedflea]

Gah. I managed to reach over the seats with an umbrella, push the clutch, and start the car. Then I sat there for several minutes banging my shoulder against the back door and cursing this life on earth. Nothing. Finally I gave up and catapulted myself through/over the front seats--which is NO small feat for a big boy like myself in a compact car. I'm sure I looked like I was trying to fellate myself, and I nearly impaled myself on the gearshift.

God hates me.

Comments

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

You're a big boy? Really? I always pictured you as tres petite.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Not as tall as some, but thick.

[alicdeni83.livejournal.com]

How thick is thick?

[dichotomous.livejournal.com]

Hey, you got out, didn't you?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yap, good point! Man, that would have been an embarrassing way to go.

[theodicy.livejournal.com]

You be makin' it all up like that Frey fella.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I stand by the etthential truth of my statementh!

[sukieseven.livejournal.com]

you are fucking hilarious! seriously! i've missed your humour!! i hope you didn't hurt yourself!!!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you got out; I was going to send a rescue party out from MA but I guess they can put their pickaxes and rapelling gear away.