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Feb. 11th, 2006 02:56 pmBlarg. I have to go to the grocery because I really do need stuff, but there's a blizzard coming tonight and I know the stores will be packed with ravenous honkies. Maybe I can subsist on oyster crackers and Diet Coke till Monday.
I want cosmetic surgery. Well, it won't really be cosmetic--more utilitarian. I want detachable arms so I can take them off when I go to bed. No more waking up with arms that feel dead because I've slept on them for six hours. And it'll make tossing and turning nearly impossible.
ACK, but wait!!! How in the shit will I get them back on???
I want cosmetic surgery. Well, it won't really be cosmetic--more utilitarian. I want detachable arms so I can take them off when I go to bed. No more waking up with arms that feel dead because I've slept on them for six hours. And it'll make tossing and turning nearly impossible.
ACK, but wait!!! How in the shit will I get them back on???
