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Blarg. I have to go to the grocery because I really do need stuff, but there's a blizzard coming tonight and I know the stores will be packed with ravenous honkies. Maybe I can subsist on oyster crackers and Diet Coke till Monday.

I want cosmetic surgery. Well, it won't really be cosmetic--more utilitarian. I want detachable arms so I can take them off when I go to bed. No more waking up with arms that feel dead because I've slept on them for six hours. And it'll make tossing and turning nearly impossible.

ACK, but wait!!! How in the shit will I get them back on???

Date: 2006-02-11 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sydelbow.livejournal.com
silly honkies, trix are for kids.

Date: 2006-02-11 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Damn scraight. That's what I'm gonna be saying as I'm throwing elbows in the cereal aisle.

Date: 2006-02-11 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sydelbow.livejournal.com
bring a camera.

Date: 2006-02-11 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikimama.livejournal.com
Sign me up for detachable/retachable arms. I can never find a decent place to put them. Grrrr!

Date: 2006-02-11 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Right on! The more people we can get on board, the sooner medical professional can address this problem. OFF WITH THE ARMS

Date: 2006-02-11 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginamoog.livejournal.com
I have that same problem with the tossing & turning. We could create the Coalition For Detachable Arms & get funding?

And go to the grocery store!

Date: 2006-02-11 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 4hour-ramona.livejournal.com
whatcha need is a pair of arms where one locks into place when teh other detaches. that way you can remove one or the other, depending on your mood, needs, whatever, and the other one will always be secure.

what sells out in bad weather there? here it's bottled water, cans of beans and bean products, and beer. in mpls it was bread, milk, and oj.

Date: 2006-02-12 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
Beans?!? What, do people go camping in bad weather?

Here it's mainly bread, milk, and water. Probably OJ too, but I don't usually buy it, so I'm not sure. I've never noticed a run on beer, but I think most people get that at the liquor stores. I think brie usually sells out, too.

Date: 2006-02-11 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
Ravenous honkies. Ha! You are too funny.

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