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May. 15th, 2006 12:00 amIf I ever come out with a microbrew, I'm gonna call it Heller High Water. Of course, I won't be able to drink any of it, but oh well. Them's the breaks.
May. 15th, 2006
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May. 15th, 2006 11:15 amThis is my answer to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
blackhellkat's assignment from my last post. This is too important to bury in comments.
What I Did on My Summer Vacation
Why Faith No More's Cover of "War Pigs" is Vastly Superior to Any Other Version, Including the Original and the Sacred Reich One from the Album Surf Nicaragua
In this term paper I will prove that Faith No More's 1989 version of "War Pigs" is way more better from any other version of this song yet recorded to this day. I will prove this bold assertion by the scientific method of a), II), and 3). To begin:
a.
Introductorily, FNM's version of "War Pigs" is more good than the original Black Sabbath tune because I first heard it at around the same time that I discovered marijuana. Manytime my cronies and I would enjoy a piece of grass, stare at the American U.S. Flag on the wall that had a big bud living inside it, and solve the Big Questions of the Universe inside our own brainses while listening to The Real Thing, of which "War Pigs" is the climax song. For this reasons, the FNM version is superior than the original.
II.
And furthermore to illustrate my thesis, I will call upon the respective various band histories of lead singers Mr. Mike Patton and Ozzy Osbourne, Esq. Mike Patton has recorded and toured with suuch metal gods as Mr. Bungle and Fantomas, playing with such astronomical talents as King Buzzo from the Melvins and Dave Lombardo of Slayer. Ozzy, conversationally, has played with yokel Zaak Wylde and Quiet Riot retread Rudy Sarzo, and he has meanwhile crashed a four-wheeler while in a klonopin stupor. Decision: Patton, and by extension, the FNM "War Pigs."
3.
Finally, Black Sabbath was merely godfather of Heavy Metal, opening the doors for such retards as Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and scores of other talentless three-chord acts. Faith No More, on the other hand, gave birth to the Alternative Nation (TM) of the '90s, without which the world would never have discovered such not-at-all-terrible acts as Stone Temple Pilots, the Spin Doctors, and Four Non Blondes. These truths prove that we can emphatically and quintessentially say that Faith No More's cover of "War Pigs" is the best version ever.
Conclusion
Now that I have proved my point with this scientifical English treatise, I implore you to pass me in AP English and not sentence me to rot for innumerable centuries in detention with the mummies of Ancient Egypt.
THE END
blackhellkat's assignment from my last post. This is too important to bury in comments.Why Faith No More's Cover of "War Pigs" is Vastly Superior to Any Other Version, Including the Original and the Sacred Reich One from the Album Surf Nicaragua
In this term paper I will prove that Faith No More's 1989 version of "War Pigs" is way more better from any other version of this song yet recorded to this day. I will prove this bold assertion by the scientific method of a), II), and 3). To begin:
Introductorily, FNM's version of "War Pigs" is more good than the original Black Sabbath tune because I first heard it at around the same time that I discovered marijuana. Manytime my cronies and I would enjoy a piece of grass, stare at the American U.S. Flag on the wall that had a big bud living inside it, and solve the Big Questions of the Universe inside our own brainses while listening to The Real Thing, of which "War Pigs" is the climax song. For this reasons, the FNM version is superior than the original.
And furthermore to illustrate my thesis, I will call upon the respective various band histories of lead singers Mr. Mike Patton and Ozzy Osbourne, Esq. Mike Patton has recorded and toured with suuch metal gods as Mr. Bungle and Fantomas, playing with such astronomical talents as King Buzzo from the Melvins and Dave Lombardo of Slayer. Ozzy, conversationally, has played with yokel Zaak Wylde and Quiet Riot retread Rudy Sarzo, and he has meanwhile crashed a four-wheeler while in a klonopin stupor. Decision: Patton, and by extension, the FNM "War Pigs."
Finally, Black Sabbath was merely godfather of Heavy Metal, opening the doors for such retards as Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and scores of other talentless three-chord acts. Faith No More, on the other hand, gave birth to the Alternative Nation (TM) of the '90s, without which the world would never have discovered such not-at-all-terrible acts as Stone Temple Pilots, the Spin Doctors, and Four Non Blondes. These truths prove that we can emphatically and quintessentially say that Faith No More's cover of "War Pigs" is the best version ever.
Now that I have proved my point with this scientifical English treatise, I implore you to pass me in AP English and not sentence me to rot for innumerable centuries in detention with the mummies of Ancient Egypt.
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May. 15th, 2006 01:15 pmthegreathatsby (10:20:53 AM): i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
frackinfrickin (10:22:10 AM): I STOLE the mug
frackinfrickin (10:22:54 AM): I walked out with that Van Halen safari hat like I OWNED the sucker
thegreathatsby (10:25:42 AM): I beg your pardon? :-\
frackinfrickin (10:26:11 AM): my who?
frackinfrickin (10:26:24 AM): my pardon is out right now--is there anything I can help you with?
thegreathatsby (10:27:17 AM): Do I even know you? :-\
frackinfrickin (10:28:48 AM): we used to romp together
thegreathatsby (10:31:15 AM): We did!?
frackinfrickin (10:31:49 AM): yes, back in the day in the old school--before you were born, remember?
frackinfrickin (10:22:10 AM): I STOLE the mug
frackinfrickin (10:22:54 AM): I walked out with that Van Halen safari hat like I OWNED the sucker
thegreathatsby (10:25:42 AM): I beg your pardon? :-\
frackinfrickin (10:26:11 AM): my who?
frackinfrickin (10:26:24 AM): my pardon is out right now--is there anything I can help you with?
thegreathatsby (10:27:17 AM): Do I even know you? :-\
frackinfrickin (10:28:48 AM): we used to romp together
thegreathatsby (10:31:15 AM): We did!?
frackinfrickin (10:31:49 AM): yes, back in the day in the old school--before you were born, remember?
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May. 15th, 2006 06:45 pmOMGZ this shit right here made me laff even if I did do it.
Some shit-talking I sent to my fren today. Plays in Quicktime and/or RealPlayer and maybe Windows Media Player.
Some shit-talking I sent to my fren today. Plays in Quicktime and/or RealPlayer and maybe Windows Media Player.
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May. 15th, 2006 08:50 pmCrikey HELL, I've got some books. Most of 'em I haven't even read. But I loves my books. When I git down south I'mma build me a big ol' coffee table outta books, and I'mma set my cup o' steamin' black coffee like god intended it down on my coffee table made out of coffee table books, and I'mma just set thar and read me a few of 'em. I got me some writin' I wanna do, too. I think the good lord done lit a fire under my ass. Y'all come on down and set a spell with me when I git settled down thar in Alabammer, won't ye? For serious real, y'all come visit.
Good lord. I just want to kiss a leprechaun and hump a pot of gold, I'm so happy. Somebody should probably medicate me.
Good lord. I just want to kiss a leprechaun and hump a pot of gold, I'm so happy. Somebody should probably medicate me.
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May. 15th, 2006 11:38 pm"My job with Covan World Wide Moving is to make sure your expectations are met with a personalized move experience"--Melany with the moving company
Why thank you, Melany. What exactly IS a "personalized move experience"? Is that even legal in Alabama?
Why thank you, Melany. What exactly IS a "personalized move experience"? Is that even legal in Alabama?