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Did I know that Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog? Seems like I'd heard about it, but I forgot about it. It's looney. Forsooth!

Yesterday I accidentally pasted "Love ain't got nothin' to do with the way you smellin' right now" into a memo to the big boss. It was all lulu_girl's fault!

My right ear has been itching all summer, and it's driving me batshit. What the hell is that about?

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Dane Cook is annoying as all hell. I hate comedians who think they're rock stars and call me "bro."

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This laser printer reeks of ass every time I print something. It makes me ill.