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BLEARRGGH. I had the worst dream last night. I couldn't get to sleep last night until 3 a.m., and then at 3:30 I woke up in a frenzy of tossing and turning from a dream about CAT GUTS. It was terrible. I had to go find Lonzie to make sure he hadn't been eviscerated. :(

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OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

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