Down to the Lizards

a SWORD yo

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ginamoog.livejournal.com

not just any sword though.. a cavalry sword

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karlaanne.livejournal.com

"yo, peter! check out channel 9. self-breast exam!"

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Hahahaha, love that movie!

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m-fallenangel.livejournal.com

Too bad for the dumbassed neighbor who kicked in the door he waited eight hours before trying his "rescue". Then again, he wouldn't be looking at getting prosecuted had he done that in my place or the homes of most of my real-world friends. Two in the chest would have likely wiped that 1000 yard stare right off his face.

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Yeah, from the looks of the photo, that dude has some issues. When I first pulled up the story, I figured he WAS a rapist.

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liminal-space.livejournal.com

ok, first....i doubt there is any such place as oconowowowkow wisconskin. second, fucking wisconskin people. third, i hate people.

xoxoxox

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"liminal_space (liminal_space) wrote,
ok, first....i doubt there is any such place as oconowowowkow wisconskin"
I thought the same thing...

Then I did a google search!

http://www.oconomowocusa.com/about_oconomowoc.htm

Apparently the town's name is partially taken from a native american word. Great. I feel like a dick, because I was all, 'what kinda crazy assed name is that for a town? Crazy assed Americans.' What a way to insult native peoples who's country was stolen. pffft! Go me! I smell like a genius. : )

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People. They're the WORST.

And yeah, what is up with WI folks? Any of the few I've come across have been pretty scrange.

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Wow, slow news day. And it reminds me of when I was little and heard Mom having sex with her boyfriend and thought she was getting beaten up and started crying.

Thanks for jogging THAT memory.

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GRACK. That's one childhood trauma I was thankfully able to avoid.

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carocrow.livejournal.com

When I was six I looked through the keyhole and my parents were exploring some adventurous foreplay methods and I was massively screwed up in the head about what went on during sex for a VERY LONG TIME.

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GROSS! I know that for the longest time, I thought that women got pregnant by sucking cock. That was thanks to my dad's extensive porn magazine collection that my sister and I found fascinating for some reason.

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Man, that porn will screw you up when you're a kid. I remember finding some of those filthy porn "novels" and being ALL confused. Like, what the hell is this "cum" they're always talking about?!?!?

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Ahahahaha! I know. And I also remember seeing wee-wees stuck in poo-poo holes and being so confused and not being able to ask anyone about it.

So, could you explain it to me?

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Nope. I'd have to show ya.

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NO. BAD. *swat*

That's the bad place.

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HAHAHAHA, kidding. Don't worry, that don't even appeal to me. It was just the natural answer to that question.

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Yeah right. You're the Ass King of Alabama. Everybody knows it. Pat Boone told me.

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NUH UH I'D GO TO JAIL IF I DID THAT IN ALABAMA. And then I'd git some REALLY good buttsex.

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AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED ALL ALONG.

(our icons are having a finger fight)

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carocrow.livejournal.com

The first one of those I ever saw was in a pile of romance novels I got at the Goodwill. It had a nekkid blonde who looked totally stoned on the cover, and it was called "VIRGIN BRIDE" or something like that. SRSLY.

You ever been to literotica.com? It's like Penthouse Letters archives.

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Hahaha, I'll have to check that out when I get home.

And yeah, those books were all TWISTED. It was all "Sister Does the Family" and shit like that!

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carocrow.livejournal.com

My Dad was a preacher, he didn't have porn, unfortunately (?)

However, a friend and I were out walking one day and found a discarded porn mag on the side of the road that we hid under her bed and looked at periodically (haha, periodically/magazine... oh stop).

Anyway, I can see how that would get you confused. When I was really young I thought when I grew up I'd get a penis. But then I grew up and I just borrowed other people's penises (LOL).

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You borrowed them, got them dirty, and gave them back.

This conversation has officially devolved beyond any trace of maturity. Just the way I like it.

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here2bsilly.livejournal.com

OMG

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HAHAHAHAHAH

Calvary sword? wow.

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speaking of dumb ass news day, the judge ruling over where to bury Anna Nicole just made a decision. He gave the body to her five month old daughter. wtf? what's a baby supposed to do? Suckle on her decomposing tits for god's sake?

And the judge repeatedly referred to Anna Nicole's mother as 'mama'. I don't know about you, but I'd be pissed if some dumb ass judge kept referring to me as 'mama'. I'd be all, 'I ain't yer mama, mother fucker!'

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Dude. I just saw that and couldn't believe it either. How retarded is that? And then I saw that the responsibility will go to the girl's guardian. Have they even determined who that is yet?!?

"Suckle on her decomposing tits for god's sake?"

saldkfjalksdfjlkasjdflsadjfkhahahaha!

That creeped me out about the "mama" thing. I was at a restaurant in Atlanta with my mom and the waiter called her "mama" twice, and I thought THAT was weird--I can't even believe a judge saying that. Hey, ya know what? I bet HE wants to suckle on MAMA's tits!

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" I bet HE wants to suckle on MAMA's tits!"

EWWWWW

The daughter does have a lawyer. Go figure. So now this lawyer is going to have to figure out what to do with Anna Nicole's body. This is all just SO gross and sad. Just bury the woman for damn's sake! They're even talking about how her body might not be able to have a public (or even private) viewing. Soon she's just going to be bones and meaty goo. YUCK.

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Oh, and I have to say (I feel like I'm hijacking your lj today, gah!) that the whole 'mama' thing? I don't get it. At all. Especially when dudes call their girlfriends 'mama'. Like, the cord already, jack ass.

Unless I push you outta my birfin' canal (ew!) then DON'T call me mama.

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