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[wickedflea]

OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

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[shlorp.livejournal.com]

GROSS! I know that for the longest time, I thought that women got pregnant by sucking cock. That was thanks to my dad's extensive porn magazine collection that my sister and I found fascinating for some reason.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Man, that porn will screw you up when you're a kid. I remember finding some of those filthy porn "novels" and being ALL confused. Like, what the hell is this "cum" they're always talking about?!?!?

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha! I know. And I also remember seeing wee-wees stuck in poo-poo holes and being so confused and not being able to ask anyone about it.

So, could you explain it to me?

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nope. I'd have to show ya.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

NO. BAD. *swat*

That's the bad place.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, kidding. Don't worry, that don't even appeal to me. It was just the natural answer to that question.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah right. You're the Ass King of Alabama. Everybody knows it. Pat Boone told me.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

NUH UH I'D GO TO JAIL IF I DID THAT IN ALABAMA. And then I'd git some REALLY good buttsex.

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED ALL ALONG.

(our icons are having a finger fight)

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

The first one of those I ever saw was in a pile of romance novels I got at the Goodwill. It had a nekkid blonde who looked totally stoned on the cover, and it was called "VIRGIN BRIDE" or something like that. SRSLY.

You ever been to literotica.com? It's like Penthouse Letters archives.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I'll have to check that out when I get home.

And yeah, those books were all TWISTED. It was all "Sister Does the Family" and shit like that!

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

My Dad was a preacher, he didn't have porn, unfortunately (?)

However, a friend and I were out walking one day and found a discarded porn mag on the side of the road that we hid under her bed and looked at periodically (haha, periodically/magazine... oh stop).

Anyway, I can see how that would get you confused. When I was really young I thought when I grew up I'd get a penis. But then I grew up and I just borrowed other people's penises (LOL).

[shlorp.livejournal.com]

You borrowed them, got them dirty, and gave them back.

This conversation has officially devolved beyond any trace of maturity. Just the way I like it.