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[wickedflea]

A 14-year-old Flea flips through the phone book and searches for a person with a funny name to prank call. Finding no one suitable, he decides to call his old standby Muggie Duck.

*ring* *ring*

Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Muggie?

She's not home right now.

*sigh* OK. All right, when she gets back, tell 'er I got a oak tree waitin' for her.

Yo mama got one. Bitch.

OK, I guess I deserved that one.