wickedflea | hairless rats and boorwing popsciles

You know, I think LJ users are generally a pretty thoughtful, well-written bunch. The people I read are, anyway. But I've been reminded tonight that it does, indeed, take all kinds, even in LiveJournal land. Behold the hideous beauty of tdronet, who has unleashed upon the world harrowing tales such as the following:

"A couple of days ago my sons Hairless rat has died one of the neighbor girls was playing with him and put him in fron of the a wolf dog and the dog bite right into him. Derek was hurt badly. Yesterday we buryed him so that Derek would have a piece of mind. But now everything is fine with him. I am going to be flying another cross country don't know where. I shut them cam down at night but if you like to have it on at night just let me know."

God, there's just so much in there -- I could just revel in it for days. I'm hearing the first three sentences as the voiceover at the beginning of a Sling Blade-type movie.

I wish someone would bury me so I could have a piece of mind right about now. :)