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Oct. 29th, 2002 05:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedflea*preliminary banter snipped*
State Farm flunky: Mr. Heller, do you think that in these uncertain economic times that you might benefit from speaking with a financial planner?
Chris: No, I consult psychics.
Flunky: *cough* What?
Chris: I consult psychics, read tarot cards, and have my skull read by phrenologists.
Flunky: Well, that's a first. . . . I don't think I've ever heard that one before.
Chris: I'm a unique individual.
Flunky: Well, just in case the cards don't work out, blah blah blah blah?
Chris: No, thank you.
*click*
State Farm flunky: Mr. Heller, do you think that in these uncertain economic times that you might benefit from speaking with a financial planner?
Chris: No, I consult psychics.
Flunky: *cough* What?
Chris: I consult psychics, read tarot cards, and have my skull read by phrenologists.
Flunky: Well, that's a first. . . . I don't think I've ever heard that one before.
Chris: I'm a unique individual.
Flunky: Well, just in case the cards don't work out, blah blah blah blah?
Chris: No, thank you.
*click*
