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*preliminary banter snipped*

State Farm flunky: Mr. Heller, do you think that in these uncertain economic times that you might benefit from speaking with a financial planner?

Chris: No, I consult psychics.

Flunky: *cough* What?

Chris: I consult psychics, read tarot cards, and have my skull read by phrenologists.

Flunky: Well, that's a first. . . . I don't think I've ever heard that one before.

Chris: I'm a unique individual.

Flunky: Well, just in case the cards don't work out, blah blah blah blah?

Chris: No, thank you.

*click*

4!

Date: 2002-10-29 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buscemi.livejournal.com
I read that as "I consult physics". Quadatric equations, anyone?

Date: 2002-10-29 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
You mean you haven't tried that Russian butt reader yet? I hear he's a blind guy who feels asses and tells your futures ;-)

Date: 2002-10-29 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wickedflea.livejournal.com
. . . so THAT's what that guy was doing . . .

Re:

Date: 2002-10-30 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carocrow.livejournal.com
yep, yep, yep...

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