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[wickedflea]

I had tole this girl at work that I'mo mop the court with her ass when we go to the bowling rink. I said the first time I went I scored 98, so I'mo be able to get at lease 196 this time and may be close to a grand by the 7th or eight time I go. She had laff in my face.

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[buscemi.livejournal.com]

What's with the picture? *shudder*

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

From the cover of White Trash Explosion, of course! It's a masterpiece of bootleg footage, including the Uncle Goddamn tapes and Judas Priest Parking Lot.

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

btw - ummm...nice icon picture...what a sexpot!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Pot indeed. I knew all the girl-thangs would be clamoring to get next to him.

[carocrow.livejournal.com]

You must get to the hospital immediately. Either you swallowed the keg, you need an enema, or we need to schedule you for an emergency Caesarean.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I swear--1 illittirate poe'st and peeple think your loco.

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[carocrow.livejournal.com]

I just had a thought... have you noticed the guy fumanchaw in my friends' list? He has a band called "Whitetrash Shaolin" and an interesting website. You might like to look him up.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Oh, OK! I once played with a guy who went on to form White Trash Superman.