wickedflea | huh huh huh, "coming"

One of our editors just forwarded the department this message from her sister, who's a lawyer:

-----Original Message-----

REAL, unaltered sentences from a client email I just received. He's encouraging me to hurry up and get him a draft of an agreement I promised him (at least I think that's what he's saying...what do you think?)...

"We are off to our national conference tomorrow. As I mentioned, this is our coming out party so we need to have our dicks lined up when we finish. I look forward to hearing from you soon..."