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[wickedflea]

I must have picked up something foul in the grocery store. My hands smell like perfume. I hate perfumes, colognes, aftershaves, and all that shit. I had to get some toilet paper--maybe I picked up the wrong kind for a second. (BTW, am I the only person who finds scented toilet paper unspeakably weird? And what about scented toilet-paper holders? You know, the cylinder that you put the rolls on? I had to buy one of those a while back (mine inexplicably disappeared) and almost couldn't find any unscented ones in K-Mart.)

Speaking of toilet paper, I have finally found a brand that I like better than any other. I used to buy any kind of name brand (none of the cheap stuff for me) and could never decide which I liked best. Butt now that's all over. White Cloud, baby, White Cloud. Of course, they don't carry it at Stop & Shop, so I'm stuck with Angel Soft today. Snarl.

On tomorrow's show: my toothpaste and razor preferences.

Comments

Doh.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not turning into Andy Rooney.

Re: Doh.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Geagggggh--don't SAY that! It's my worst nightmare!!!

But answer me this: why do I have TWELVE typewriters? I don't use typewriters anymore. I use a COMPUTER. But still I keep the typewriters in the garage. And what about all these ribbons? They're all dried up, but I don't throw them away because someday I might NEED them. Am I STUPID? Funk dat!

Oh, god--it's happening.

Well...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

...I don't think Andy Rooney would say "funk dat" or throw a dog ball at someone on a bicycle. :)

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Those scented toilet paper holders are disgusting. I think the only people that use them are the same people that have knitted toilet paper cozies with the barbie in it.

Personally, I only use fine quality name-brand 2-ply asswipe. Cottonelle.

Do they still sell the Listerine toothpaste there? I love that stuff but we don't have it in Canada...it must be poisonous or something.

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[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Listerine TOOTHPASTE? Man, that sounds hardcore. It probably has lye or something in it.

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[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

Yeah don't they have it where you are?? It's the coolmint flavour or something. The aqua green one. That toothpaste is the shit man, it's super minty and makes you feel like your teeth are little minty ice blocks.