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[wickedflea]

I must have picked up something foul in the grocery store. My hands smell like perfume. I hate perfumes, colognes, aftershaves, and all that shit. I had to get some toilet paper--maybe I picked up the wrong kind for a second. (BTW, am I the only person who finds scented toilet paper unspeakably weird? And what about scented toilet-paper holders? You know, the cylinder that you put the rolls on? I had to buy one of those a while back (mine inexplicably disappeared) and almost couldn't find any unscented ones in K-Mart.)

Speaking of toilet paper, I have finally found a brand that I like better than any other. I used to buy any kind of name brand (none of the cheap stuff for me) and could never decide which I liked best. Butt now that's all over. White Cloud, baby, White Cloud. Of course, they don't carry it at Stop & Shop, so I'm stuck with Angel Soft today. Snarl.

On tomorrow's show: my toothpaste and razor preferences.

Comments

Doh.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not turning into Andy Rooney.

Re: Doh.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Geagggggh--don't SAY that! It's my worst nightmare!!!

But answer me this: why do I have TWELVE typewriters? I don't use typewriters anymore. I use a COMPUTER. But still I keep the typewriters in the garage. And what about all these ribbons? They're all dried up, but I don't throw them away because someday I might NEED them. Am I STUPID? Funk dat!

Oh, god--it's happening.

Well...

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

...I don't think Andy Rooney would say "funk dat" or throw a dog ball at someone on a bicycle. :)