to Johanna, the Stevie Nicks artist

[wickedflea]

I hope this doesn't seem too weird, but I imagine that you probably get a lot of this kind of thing in your line of work, so I'm just going to ask. Would you be willing to draw an illustration of me getting Stevie Nicks in "the dog"? I've had a huge crush on Ms. Nicks since her debut album with Lindsay Buckingham. (Have you SEEN that album cover?! It makes me throb.) Anyway, since I have no chance at this Faerie Queene in real life, I'm hoping that you'll seriously consider this request. Obviously I don't have a picture that you can draw from, but I figure I can send you a lovely Polaroid of myself and a few bucks for you to pick up a Hustler with. The magazine, I mean, not an actual Hustler. (But who am I to judge? What you do with your fees is your business.) Any response would be appreciated; if you're not interested in doing it yourself, perhaps you could tell me where to go to find someone else to do it. Or just tell me where to go! HA HA!

thanks very much,
Eddie Sanchez

Comments

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

you better send that for real.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I did!

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

that rules. like infinitely.

[electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com]

you should post his response if he sends one.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yup, I will! I'm still waiting, though. She's probably performing various New Age hexes against me as we speak.

[dangerpest.livejournal.com]

to Johanna, the Stevie Nicks artist,
I hope this doesn't seem too weird, but I imagine that you probably get a lot of this kind of thing in your line of work, so I'm just going to ask. Could you paint a potrait of myself in a high school hallway, holding a semi automatic handgun with an angelic version of Stevie whispering in my ear?
That would be way cool

thanks very much,
Pest

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Nah, she would know that was fake right off the bat. Any TRUE Stevie fan knows that the only kind of Stevie is an angelic Stevie.