protect amerikkka
May. 17th, 2001 01:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wickedfleaSome guy just called me on a cell phone and said he was with some group (read: company) called Protect America and he wanted to install some kind of security system in my home. Oh, this was after he asked if I was the man of the house (to which I mumbled, "Yeah, I guess so..."). He started rambling on about his scam and I stopped him with, "Now wait a minute, I don't need it -- I keep an attack dog on crack here." Unfazed, he came back with, "Well, that's fine, but what if that dog goes to sleep? What you need is..." I came back with, "Oh, no, he never gets a chance to sleep, because I feed him lots of crystal meth."
He told me I was terrible for saying that and I needed the Lord.
Of course, I exploded with, "Who the fuck do you think you are? You're calling me with some scheme and you tell me I need the Lord?"
He said yes, and that he'd pray for me. I ended the call with a succinct "fuck you."
If I have vile cocksuckers like this praying for me, I'm going straight to hell.
He told me I was terrible for saying that and I needed the Lord.
Of course, I exploded with, "Who the fuck do you think you are? You're calling me with some scheme and you tell me I need the Lord?"
He said yes, and that he'd pray for me. I ended the call with a succinct "fuck you."
If I have vile cocksuckers like this praying for me, I'm going straight to hell.
