wickedflea | (no subject)

I SWEAR TO GOD that I just heard "I will kill you" come from my computer speakers. And no, I'm not listening to Slayer. I thought it might have been one of those obnoxious Flash ads on one of the browser windows I have open, but there doesn't seem to be anything that would say that. And it was clear as a bell, too--there's no possibility that it might have been saying "I smell Bill's shoe" or anything like that. I wonder if it's a virus or something.

Actually, I'll bet the dude from next door is practicing ventriloquism--that must be it. Speaking of that dude, I am convinced that the guy is a psychopath. I hear him growling and screaming quite often, and there's never another voice. It's possible that he's on the phone with someone, but it doesn't sound like that either. It's not like I'm hearing one side of a conversation that's growing increasingly heated. It's just all of a sudden, "GREAGHHHHHHHFUCKINFRULLUGH" and a couple of seconds later "SCHRAGGINYUBBER" and on like that for a minute or so and then it's over. I'll bet he's screaming at the voices in his head. And I really really think that dude is a Jeffrey Dahmer waiting to happen. I just hope he's not already storing people in his fridge. You can be goddamn sure that I'm locking my doors, though. Anyone who watches that many crime shows isn't healthy. And oh, oh, oh--the one movie blaring from his apartment that I've ever recognized the sound to--indeed, probably the only movie that isn't a typical crime movie that he's ever watched--is A Clockwork Orange. Now, hey, I love that movie--it's probably on my top-five list--but it's just scary to think of this guy watching it. And you should see this fucker's eyes. He's a hardcore psychopath, I tell you.