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[wickedflea]

Speaking of Ghost Dog, I always forget to mention on here that director Jim Jarmusch looks a lot like my stepbrother Fool. I thought I was going to DIE the first time I saw Sling Blade and saw Jarmusch working at the burger joint, because he not only looks like him, his mannerisms are exactly the same. "Um . . . we have . . . French fries. . . ." These pictures aren't the best to show the resemblance, but they're all I've got:

Jarmusch:


Fool circa 1998, with the Perverted Midget:


Fool circa 2002, after numerous arrests and jail stints. I don't know what happened to the Perverted Midget.

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[jetgirl23.livejournal.com]

heheheh!

[mipplet.livejournal.com]

OH...MY...GOD...DAMN!

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yuh.

[buscemi.livejournal.com]

Perverted midget? There has to be a story behind that name.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

In fact there was a whole song that featured her, but the only lyrics I can remember are "grab some whips and don some leather." OK, so those are the only ones that bear repeating. :) In fact, we (Excessive Modos, my pre-Dry Heave "band" that never actually performed) were going to call a whole album Perverted Midget. We put up posters all over the MSU campus telling people to look for our new album--as if we had one. The best part about the poster was the picture of the elderly lady in the wheelchair who flashed a toothless grin as she attacked a watermelon with a HUGE chef's knife. If I could just find one of those posters I could die a happy man.

Really, I don't remember how or why we named Heather that. Well, the midget part was just because she was short, but I think the perverted part was based more on wishful thinking than anything we actually knew about her. She did end up going out with a couple of my friends--but not Fool. I think that's why he has that disgusting leer in the picture: he's thinking, "After all these years, here I am all up next to the Perverted Midget."

Oh, hey, you remember that post about pummeling the poor coot? That was her bra. :)

Geez, I guess I'd better protect this post. I don't want to get my ass sued off. :)