wickedflea | (no subject)

Trent Lott is a pathetic sack of cold dog shit. One of the great regrets of my life is that I didn't tell him to get stuffed when I had the chance. He gave a speech at MSU when I worked for The Reflector, and he came down and shook all the reporters' hands afterward. Before I could even figure out what was going on, there I was shaking the swine's hand and mumbling my name. Just think--I could have looked him right in the eye, smiled, and said, "Eat shit . . . fuck you very much . . . bastard" and he couldn't have done a damned thing. But what if he'd tried to bodyslam me? That would have been the greatest! I could have donned a neck brace and sued him like crazy.

Oh, but I did get one shot at him when I asked him on a TV call-in show if it was true that Mississippi's Republican Governor, Kirk Fordice, was a "little lesbian midget boy who stands ten feet tall with a knife." That ruled!!! I gotta make a video clip of that sometime--the look on his face is just classic. But here's a still, and you can hear the audio here.

Hey, does that audio link work for anyone? It always worked before, but my RealPlayer is giving me error messages! Bogus.

update: You might have to empty your cache and/or update your RealPlayer. I did both, and now it works. BTW, does anyone remember when RealPlayer wasn't total junk? When it didn't install shortcuts all over your system, steal your file associations, put itself in the system tray, and generally suck ass? Yes, it's been a good while.