oh my GOD oh my GOD oh my GOD

[wickedflea]

Hello Eddie,

Thank you for your message and for liking my work. I appreciate your request and am not telling you where to go :-) However, in a way I am because I am unfortunately not interested in creating an illustration such as you requested myself, but can point you to someone who might like to do this for you, his name is Phil and he is a big Stevie fan:
http://www.geocities.com/maxartist1/home.html
On his site you will find an 'adults only' selection of Stevie illustrations, and I am sure that Phil also accepts commissions.

Hope this helps, Eddie!

Best of luck and Happy Holidays...
Johanna
www.johannas-art.com


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From: rockinjailbird@hotmail.com
To: johannapieterman@hotmail.com
Subject: Stevie Info Request
Date: Sun, 24 Nov 2002 15:54:32 -0800 (PST)

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Date/Time of Posting: Nov 24 2002 / 15:54:32
IP Address: xx.xx.xx.xxx

name = Eddie Sanchez
where = San Diego, California
replyemail = rockinjailbird@hotmail.com
WebsiteAddress =
Request = Price List
Comments = I hope this doesn't seem too weird, but I imagine that you probably get a lot of this kind of thing in your line of work, so I'm just going to ask. Would you be willing to draw an illustration of me getting Stevie Nicks in "the dog"? I've had a huge crush on Ms. Nicks since her debut album with Lindsay Buckingham. (Have you SEEN that album cover?! It makes me throb.) Anyway, since I have no chance at this Faerie Queene in real life, I'm hoping that you'll seriously consider this request. Obviously I don't have a picture that you can draw from, but I figure I can send you a lovely Polaroid of myself and a few bucks for you to pick up a Hustler with. The magazine, I mean, not an actual Hustler. (But who am I to judge? What you do with your fees is your business.) Any response would be appreciated; if you're not interested in doing it yourself, perhaps you could tell me where to go to find someone else to do it. Or just tell me where to go! HA HA!

thanks very much,
Eddie Sanchez

Comments

[electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD! I cant believe she responded!

btw, that pic wont show up.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

OK, it's fixed--I copied it to my site 'cuz I guess geocities doesn't allow direct linking.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!

[electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com]

Stevie Nicks as a stripper???
uh, no, Wyld Phil, I dont think she would be offended.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I love his disclaimer: "If you're under 18 or dont get a grip on art go away." Yeah, boy--all great art features the Skipper, Gilligan, and a naked Stevie Nicks.

Just think--he probably started doing these in ninth-grade geometry class twenty years ago. *shudder*

[invisibleflair.livejournal.com]

http://www.geocities.com/ackempucky/p2.html

That one is the best out of all of them.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I guess it's like that guy's version of heaven--food and sex all wrapped up into one. If he could have worked a television in there, he would have had the ultimate George Costanza fantasy!

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I need a tattoo artist like this.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I still can't figure out exactly what's going on there! It's like one of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers has his entire face up her butt! And is there smoke emanating from said butt? The mind reels.

[electrcspacegrl.livejournal.com]

apparently Stevie is about to be murdered by the mad tatooist.

[rottensick.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH! Way to may me spew my morning coffee all over the computer in front of me.

This entire encounter will haunt me for the rest of my days...omg...

As for the smoke...hmm...maybe she had extensive plastic surgery done on her ass that she didnt warn him/it about and the contact of the tattoo needle with it is causing the smoke. Maybe soon her entire ass will be on fire.

Or maybe that smoke is because she ate too much beans earlier...who knows...we will probably never solve the mystery.

[lunchboxface.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too--I woke up laughing about this at 2 a.m.

[sarcasmosis.livejournal.com]

8(x(what the hell) * y(what the fuck))³⁶

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

error: operation does not compute

[goatsupreme.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA!! That's beautiful. Is she wearing boots or knee pads??

I wanna hang at that strip club.

I always knew Gilligan belonged in perverts row...although he does look a touch befuddled.

[wickedflea.livejournal.com]

I think those are her breasts.

Oh, you mean on her legs. . . . Yeah, those are weird. Must be some kinda faerie protective gear.

Yeah, Gilligan looks TWEAKED! It sort of looks like he sees a rabid dog on the other side of Stevie.